Jane II

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P - hello hello, may I speak to the e? 
E - this is me... is this the doctor m.d.? 
Yo p it's kinda early, who's there laverner and shirley? 
Is it kate and allie, or some other girlie? 
Well anyway, yo p you know I'm lazy 
Callin me this time of hour you must be crazy 
P - excuse me, but I'm sorry e double 
It's a terrible situation and it might cause trouble 
Throw on your coat jump in your benz and come over 
E - why p? 
P - yo, I think jane is on my sofa 
E - what? 
P - last night I was all alone 
Cold watch the boob tube, because my fuse was blown 
Picked up the bat phone, to drop a line to you 
Maybe 10: 15, or maybe 10: 22 
E - where was i? 
P - I don't know, you wasn't there 
Threw on the link rolex watch and fresh gear 
I grabbed my key, along with the cash flow 
Shifted out the door to the local disco 
E - where'd you go, not to that ran down pub 
P - hell no... I was coolin at a club 
It was spanish night, so I was drinkin molta 
Threw on a little tango, plus a little salsa 
Seen a fly girl, standin next to me 
So I slid over to her very non-chalantly 
She was def, body perfectly fit 
She was packin, a 300-e with the kit 
I said, kitten, how ya doin miss? 
I said, hello my name is parrish 
E - hi, my name is cris 
P - can I buy you a drink? 
E - yes 
P - what will it be? 
E - a martini and rossi, asi spumante. 
By the way is that your caadillac allante 
Parked outside right next to my monte 
Car? you can call it, my ex-husband bought it. 
P - put my ego up here and said it's time to go for it 
This place is a drag, grab your coat and bag. 
We'll have drinks on the house, back at my pad. 
We got to my house we walked through the door 
Threw on night and day by 
E - al. b sure 
P - she grabbed me, gave me kiss on the lips 
So I grabbed the cold booty and caressed the hips 
I got ahead of myself, because I wanted to flirt 
Took off the g-strings and the v-neck skirt 
Put my eho up here 
E - yeah it's time to do work 
P - I felt the movement below so it's time to react 
I went in my back utility belt anad pulled out a jim hat 
I bust a move... when it came to that 
But then she freaked it, and grabbed the bozack 
Started dpom it, then she called me the master 
E - you got bigger, better, stronger and much faster 
P - at first I laughed, as if it was a joke 
But then my heart skipped a beat, and I lost a stroke 
I said to myself, oh no it couldn't be 
The j to the a to the n to the e 
E - yo p don't tell me it was jane you were douchin 
With the anita baker head 
P - nah more like whitney houston 
E - while the record's still playing to al b. sure's effect mode 
Stay tuned, to be continued on the next episode 
Peace, I'm audi 5000 
Song Discussions is protected by U.S. Patent 9401941. Other patents pending.

Jane II - EPMD Lyrics

P - hello hello, may I speak to the e?
E - this is me... is this the doctor m.d.?
Yo p it's kinda early, who's there laverner and shirley?
Is it kate and allie, or some other girlie?
Well anyway, yo p you know I'm lazy
Callin me this time of hour you must be crazy
P - excuse me, but I'm sorry e double
It's a terrible situation and it might cause trouble
Throw on your coat jump in your benz and come over
E - why p?
P - yo, I think jane is on my sofa
E - what?
P - last night I was all alone
Cold watch the boob tube, because my fuse was blown
Picked up the bat phone, to drop a line to you
Maybe 10: 15, or maybe 10: 22
E - where was i?
P - I don't know, you wasn't there
Threw on the link rolex watch and fresh gear
I grabbed my key, along with the cash flow
Shifted out the door to the local disco
E - where'd you go, not to that ran down pub
P - hell no... I was coolin at a club
It was spanish night, so I was drinkin molta
Threw on a little tango, plus a little salsa
Seen a fly girl, standin next to me
So I slid over to her very non-chalantly
She was def, body perfectly fit
She was packin, a 300-e with the kit
I said, kitten, how ya doin miss?
I said, hello my name is parrish
E - hi, my name is cris
P - can I buy you a drink?
E - yes
P - what will it be?
E - a martini and rossi, asi spumante.
By the way is that your caadillac allante
Parked outside right next to my monte
Car? you can call it, my ex-husband bought it.
P - put my ego up here and said it's time to go for it
This place is a drag, grab your coat and bag.
We'll have drinks on the house, back at my pad.
We got to my house we walked through the door
Threw on night and day by
E - al. b sure
P - she grabbed me, gave me kiss on the lips
So I grabbed the cold booty and caressed the hips
I got ahead of myself, because I wanted to flirt
Took off the g-strings and the v-neck skirt
Put my eho up here
E - yeah it's time to do work
P - I felt the movement below so it's time to react
I went in my back utility belt anad pulled out a jim hat
I bust a move... when it came to that
But then she freaked it, and grabbed the bozack
Started dpom it, then she called me the master
E - you got bigger, better, stronger and much faster
P - at first I laughed, as if it was a joke
But then my heart skipped a beat, and I lost a stroke
I said to myself, oh no it couldn't be
The j to the a to the n to the e
E - yo p don't tell me it was jane you were douchin
With the anita baker head
P - nah more like whitney houston
E - while the record's still playing to al b. sure's effect mode
Stay tuned, to be continued on the next episode
Peace, I'm audi 5000
Song Discussions is protected by U.S. Patent 9401941. Other patents pending.

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